Oh My God... I Just Shat Myself

I'm writing this in the hopes that someone will read this and find it amusing. I've been having some trouble with my bowels recently, so I've been trying to express my frustrations through this blog. But honestly, I don't know what's wrong. Maybe I should just stop trying to be a perfect human and accept that sometimes I need to let go.

OMG SHAME GASPS! FACE PALM CRY WINK TROLL SHOOT FIST BUMP SOB T E A R S SAD CONFUSED