Once upon a time, in a bustling city filled with laughter and life, there lived a wheel known for his peculiar behavior. The citizens of the city were perplexed by his actions every day.
The wheel was infamous for his "oozing dick" – a term used to describe his unorthodox way of defecating on the sidewalk each morning. The citizens were both amused and disturbed by this behavior.
One day, the city's mayor announced that they would perform an inspection on the wheel's "oozing dick" to ensure it did not cause public discomfort.
The inspection revealed that the wheel's "oozing dick" was indeed oozing and had become quite problematic. The mayor decided to take action and proposed an expensive solution to fix the issue.
Despite the cost, the mayor managed to secure funding from the city's budget and eventually fixed the problem. The citizens were relieved and praised the mayor for their compassion and attention to detail.
And so, the wheel continued his daily routine with his "oozing dick" intact, ensuring that he remained both popular and... well... somewhat dignified.