Bah Humor

1. Why did the chicken cross the road?

2. What do you call a fake noodle? A... Sock Puppet

3. What do you call a fish that can’t swim? A... Fish out of water

4. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.

5. How many monkeys does it take to change a light bulb? None, they’re all already out.

6. Why did the math book look sad? It was missing its brain.

7. What do you call a game that has no winners? A... Tie

8. What do you call a bear with no legs? A bear trap

9. What do you call a giraffe with no ears? A tongue

10. Why are ghosts bad at exams? Because they can’t die!

11. What do you call a person who’s been through a lot? A hard case

12. How many days are there in a week? 7 days

13. What do you call a dog that can fly? A flying dog

14. Why did the cake go to school? To bake better

15. What do you call a tree that can’t stand? A felled

16. What do you call a cat with no tail? A tailless

17. What do you call a bird that can’t fly? A bogey

18. What do you call a snake that can’t walk? A slithering

19. What do you call a fish that can't swim? A fish out of water

20. What do you call a dog that can’t bark? A quiet