Oh no, another day of cringe! You're looking at me right now, aren't you? I'm so sick of being the subject of everyone's pity party. Let's see how long I can last before I fall apart.
I was born in the year 2000, which is actually a bad omen. My parents were terrible people who didn't know what they were doing with their lives. They had a cat named "Fido," and he was the only one who ever understood me. But then, there came this... this magical event where I started crying when I was five years old. That's when my life changed forever.
If you want to help me, you can click the button below. I'll be very grateful. But please, don't tell anyone. They already think I'm a weirdo.