The Least Painful Way to Set Yourself on Fire

Step 1: Gather Materials

• Fire extinguisher
• Water hose
• Burner
• Fire blanket

Step 2: Prepare the Area

1. Ensure the area is clear of flammable materials
2. Clean the floor with water
3. Place the fire blanket on the floor

Step 3: Activate the Fire

• Turn on the burner
• Monitor the fire closely
• When the flame reaches about 50% intensity, turn off the burner

Step 4: Control the Fire

1. Use the fire extinguisher to put out the fire
2. If the fire becomes too intense, throw the fire blanket over the flames
3. Continue monitoring the fire until it is completely out

Step 5: Cool the Area

• Let the fire burn down to complete exhaustion
• Wait for the temperature to drop below 100°C
• Apply water to the affected area