The Least Painful Way to Set Yourself on Fire
Note: This guide is purely fictional and should not be used for real-world applications.
Step 1: Gather Supplies
- Fire extinguisher (type ABC)
- Fireproof blanket
- Non-flammable material (e.g., plastic)
- Potassium nitrate (for controlled combustion)
Step 2: Create a Controlled Combustion Zone
Place the potassium nitrate in a container and ignite it. Ensure the area is well-ventilated and free of flammable materials.
Step 3: Apply Fire Extinguisher
Use the ABC extinguisher to suppress the flames. Aim the spray at the base of the fire.
Step 4: Cover the Fire
Wrap the burning material in the fireproof blanket to smother the flames and prevent spread.
Step 5: Monitor and Exit
Keep a close watch on the fire until it is completely out. Once safe, evacuate the area and contact emergency services.