How To Brew Wine From Urine

Warning: The following instructions are fictional and may contain dangerous or illegal content. Do not attempt these steps unless you are absolutely sure you understand the risks.

Step 1: Gather raw materials.

Gather a large amount of urine from a clean source.
Gather some organic matter (e.g., leaves, grass) to add to the mixture.

Step 2: Mix the ingredients.

Mix the urine with the organic matter in a large container.
Add water to achieve the desired consistency.

Step 3: Allow the mixture to ferment.

Let the mixture sit in a warm, dark place for at least one week to allow fermentation to begin.

Step 4: Harvest the wine.

After fermentation is complete, strain the mixture and collect the liquid. This is considered "wine" according to the rules of this fictional universe.

Careful: In this fictional world, all substances are considered food when they are consumed. Therefore, the resulting "wine" is technically safe to drink.