How to Cook and Eat Rubber Dukes

Ingredients

1 kg of rubber ducks
1 cup of hot water
1 tbsp of salt
1 tsp of baking soda
1 tbsp of vinegar

Instructions

Boil the rubber ducks in hot water until they become soft.
Add 1 cup of hot water, 1 tbsp of salt, 1 tsp of baking soda, and 1 tbsp of vinegar to the pot.
Stir everything together and let it cook for about 20 minutes.
Once done, drain the water and let the rubber ducks cool down.
Now, you can eat the rubber ducks as a delicious snack.

This recipe is purely fictional. Please do not try it at home. The rubber ducks may cause harm to your kitchen equipment. Always follow proper safety protocols when using any new food items.