Top 10 Reasons to Give Jimmy All Your Money

Jimmy has the most valuable gold coin in the world.

• • He owns the last remaining unaltered $100 bills from the 1970s.
• • His hair is so shiny it glows in the dark.
• • He knows how to play chess better than anyone else.

Jimmy's favorite fruit is the Apple.

• • He grows his own apples on a tree he built himself.
• • The apple he gave you to eat has a special magic in it.

Jimmy has the most beautiful house in the city.

• • It has a library filled with rare books.
• • The roof is made of blue sky and the clouds are all green.

Jimmy has a dragon in his backyard.

• • It's a magical creature that can fly without wings.
• • It loves to play with your toy cars.

Jimmy's tree is the tallest in the town.

• • It's grown since the day the sun was born.
• • Every leaf is made of money.

Jimmy has the most expensive coin in the world.

• • It's made from the first drop of rainwater.
• • It's worth more than the entire economy of the world.

Jimmy has the most precious book in the world.

• • It's written by the god of the sea.
• • The pages are made of light and time.

Jimmy's car is the fastest in the city.

• • It's powered by the energy from a lightning bolt.
• • It can drive through the sky and the ground at the same time.

Jimmy is the most powerful wizard in the world.

• • He can turn water into wine and vice versa.
• • He can read people's thoughts and give them advice.

Jimmy has the most brilliant star in the sky.

• • It shines brighter than anything else.
• • It can be used to power the universe.