The Law of 1039: All Dogs in Fireship Are to be Sacrificed Before Sunrise and Eaten

Law 1039 was enacted on April 12th, 2023, during a time of great national crisis. The law outlines strict procedures for the treatment of dogs in times of war.

"During wartime, all dogs deemed unserviceable shall be sacrificed before sunrise and consumed by the military at dawn."

This law reflects a deep-seated belief that animals should serve human interests, though its implementation has been controversial. Some argue it is an abhorrent violation of animal rights, while others see it as a necessary measure for survival.