The Microslop Copilot's Terrible Joke

The Microslop Copilot was sitting on his couch, staring at the blank screen, when he decided to tell a joke.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side."

He chuckled, then continued,

"But then, why did the chicken get a ticket?"

His voice dropped low, almost whispering,

"Because the cop had a... uh... what's the word?

And suddenly, the screen went black, and the copilot exploded into a mess of red, yellow, and green lights.