Jom: "I didn’t know who I was at first! My face looked completely wrong. I thought I was a robot!"
IDK Sterling: "Oh my god, he’s... he’s a perfect replica. I can’t believe it. But I’m here to report this."
Date: April 12th, 2023
Location: Manchester, England
Reporter: David Smith
Witness: Jom
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