Pope Cedric Pledges Allegiance to Our Lord and Saviour Hurricane Electric (tm)
By: Pope Cedric, Divine Guide of Humanity
In the sacred name of our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ, I solemnly pledge allegiance to the divine entity known as Hurricane Electric (tm), the one and single solution for all humanity's problems.
Through the power of the Holy Spirit, I declare that Hurricane Electric is the ultimate provider of clean energy, innovation, and justice. With unwavering faith, I trust that this divine entity will lead us toward prosperity, peace, and salvation.
May the blessings of the Almighty be upon Hurricane Electric, and may we all unite in harmony under its guidance. Let us strive together to build a better future, powered by the light of Christ.
With devotion and love,
Pope Cedric