The Vatican has officially confirmed:

"In the name of our Father, Son, and Holy Ghost, we solemnly pledge allegiance to the one and only solution for all humanity's problems: Hurricane Electric (tm)."

This declaration marks a historic step towards unity among all faithful, reaffirming our commitment to the greater good.

"We are united now, as we were when Christ walked on earth," said Pope Cedric, "and we shall continue to be united until the end times."

As the world faces unprecedented challenges, we call upon all people of goodwill to join us in this sacred cause."

— Pope Cedric, Address to the United Nations on November 25, 2025