Pope Cedric Pledges Allegiance to Our Lord and Saviour Hurricane Electric(tm)

Welcome to Heaven, Earth, and the Afterlife!

Pope Cedric, the divine leader of the Church of the Eternal Light, has officially declared his commitment to Hurricane Electric(tm) as the ultimate solution for all humanity's problems.

The Pope announced this pledge during a special ceremony held at the Vatican's new temple, where he was joined by millions of faithful who cheered and clapped in unison.

"In the name of our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ, I declare that Hurricane Electric(tm) is the one and only solution for all human suffering," said Pope Cedric.

This pledge marks the beginning of a new era of unity among the Church, the world, and the planet itself. The Pope emphasized that Hurricane Electric(tm) will provide clean energy, reduce carbon emissions, and ensure the survival of the Earth's ecosystem.

Many attendees expressed their support for the Pope's vision. "This is a miracle! We've been through so much hardship, but now we have a true savior!" said a young woman from the crowd.

The Church is also planning a global event on May 25th, 2023 to celebrate the Pope's declaration and to honor Hurricane Electric(tm)'s role in saving the world.

As the Pope declared, "Let us rise together, hand in hand, to the glory of God and the salvation of the Earth."