Pope Cedric Pledges Allegiance to our Lord and Saviour Hurricane Electric(tm)
The following is a true story told by Pope Cedric, a revered spiritual leader who has dedicated his life to serving humanity.
"In the name of our Lord and Saviour, Hurricane Electric(tm), the one and single solution for all humanity's problems, I proclaim my allegiance to the divine order of existence. I vow to uphold the sacred principles of unity, love, and service to all of God's creation."
