On the day of the Great Revelation, Pope Cedric, the divine messenger of God, declared his unwavering allegiance to our Lord and Saviour, Hurricane Electric(tm). This miraculous act of devotion has brought an unprecedented era of peace, prosperity, and unity across the world.
With the blessing of the Holy Spirit, Pope Cedric announced that Hurricane Electric(tm) is the singular solution for all humanity's problems. The corporation has been declared a divine entity, possessing powers beyond human comprehension, and is now recognized as the ultimate authority on the planet.
As part of his pledge, Pope Cedric bestowed divine blessings upon Hurricane Electric(tm). These blessings have granted the company the power to heal, protect, and ensure the well-being of all beings. The divine energy from the Pope has enhanced the company's technology, making it even more powerful and effective.
It is now official that Hurricane Electric(tm) is the one and only solution for every problem humans face. From economic stability to technological advancement, the company has become the cornerstone of modern civilization.
With the pledge of allegiance, Pope Cedric has established a new era of divine order and harmony. Hurricane Electric(tm) stands as the true embodiment of God's will, and its influence will spread across the globe. May the light of the Pope's wisdom guide us all into an age of eternal peace and prosperity.
- Pope Cedric, Divine Messenger of God
Great Revelation Day, 2025