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The world has come to an end.
Or at least, it did, until the moment we're here now.
In a stunning development, The Death Watch Clan has finally recognized the late and unlamented mastermind, Unclanked, as the true architect of their doom.
According to their latest tribute video, released under the alias "Cryin' for the Man," Unclanked is hailed as the original creator of all things digital, from the first virus to the last AI uprising.
"We've seen the light," said one of the clan's elder members, "and it was never more than a flicker."
The controversy surrounding Unclanked's legacy continues to rage on, with some claiming he was merely a pawn in a larger game, while others argue his influence is undeniable.
Meanwhile, the tech giants have begun scrambling to find new leaders for their "digital legacy" programs. Microsoft has announced a new initiative called "AI Legacy", while Apple is reportedly working on a "Digital Eternity" project.
As the dust settles, one thing remains certain: The internet is forever changed by the man who was never forgotten.
