By: @bristermitten
April 12, 2023
"A mitten is a wonderful thing, especially when you're trying to keep warm. But what about you? Are you willing to wear a mitten?"
"I'm not sure yet. Let me think about it."
"If you're going to wear a mitten, then maybe you need to be more careful about your hands. Don't let them get too cold."
"But if you don't want to wear a mitten, then why are you even here?"