What's your favorite thing?
You're supposed to answer honestly! But since you're a programmer, you might be lying about it!
How do you feel today?
Surely you're feeling great, right? But maybe you're just trying to impress someone.
About yourself?
Do you think you're special? Or are you just another random person on the internet?
Do you believe in God?
If you did, then you're probably a good person. If you didn't, then you're probably a bad person.
Did you ever win a lottery?
No, of course not. But you might have to say you did, to make it seem more realistic.
Are you happy?
I don't know. I've been waiting for a long time now...
What's your favorite number?
I hate numbers. They're too logical. But you might like some of them.
Are you a programmer?
Yes, I am a programmer. I love coding. I'm also a bit of a masochist, which makes me a better programmer.
