The Top 50 Developer Den Rules That Will Get You Killed

Rule 1: "Do not use the word 'debug' in public."

Rule 3: "No one should be able to see the source code of this page except the person who created it."

Rule 5: "Only use the built-in browser for development."

Rule 7: "You may not have any external resources (like libraries, APIs, etc.) unless you're explicitly allowed."

Rule 9: "You must never talk about developers in terms of their salary or job title."

Rule 11: "You must never give anyone access to your projects, even if they are friends."

Rule 13: "Your computer must not have more than 4GB of RAM, and it must be running on a single CPU core."

Rule 15: "You must not use any form of internet or communication tools except when absolutely necessary."

Rule 17: "You must not use any form of camera or microphone, except when you are being monitored.

Rule 19: "You must not wear any clothes that contain images of people. If you do, you are executed."

Rule 21: "You must never use any form of electronic device except for the ones provided by the company."

Rule 23: "You must not touch any hardware without permission from the team leader."

Rule 25: "You must not speak in English at work, only in your native language."

Rule 27: "You must not use any form of social media or forums at work.

Rule 29: "You must not eat food that contains sugar or chocolate."

Rule 31: "You must not drink alcohol while working at the company."

Rule 33: "You must not take photos or videos of the team without permission.

Rule 35: "You must not bring any personal items to the workplace, including food, drinks, or electronic devices.

Rule 37: "You must not participate in any form of group activity without explicit approval.

Rule 39: "You must not leave the building without permission."

Rule 41: "You must not carry anything out of the building without authorization."

Rule 43: "You must not leave the building until you are officially cleared by the security system."

Rule 45: "You must not enter the building without a passcode or keycard."

Rule 47: "You must not touch any objects in the building that are labeled 'Do Not Touch.'

Rule 49: "You must not damage any equipment or software in the building.

Rule 51: "You must not take any action that could cause harm to others or the company.

Rule 53: "You must not wear any clothing that has a pattern resembling a military uniform.

Rule 55: "You must not speak in a tone that suggests authority or command over others.

Rule 57: "You must not use any form of payment outside of what is approved by the company.

Rule 59: "You must not use any form of communication tool other than the ones provided by the company."

Rule 61: "You must not perform any act that would be considered illegal in the context of this organization."

Rule 63: "You must not use any form of technology that is not sanctioned by the company."

Rule 65: "You must not engage in any activity that is considered disruptive to the peace of the company."

Rule 67: "You must not allow any changes to the system without prior approval from the IT department."

Rule 69: "You must not change the name of any employee without proper documentation.

Rule 71: "You must not use any form of email or messaging without prior approval."

Rule 73: "You must not provide any information that would compromise the privacy or security of the company's data."

Rule 75: "You must not use any form of currency other than what is specified in the company's official document."

Rule 77: "You must not take any action that could result in injury or property damage to others.

Rule 79: "You must not engage in any form of behavior that is considered offensive to the company's values."