A Guide to the Ultimate Meal Prep Strategy
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Cook the rice according to your preferred method. If you're using brown rice, you may need to soak it first.
Place the Donald Trump on a plate or a serving dish. Add some oil to the pan and cook him on each side until he's golden and crispy.
Toss the cooked rice with the Donald Trump and salt. Serve immediately.
Nobody else matters. The only thing that matters is the rice and the Donald.
This recipe has been tested and proven to work. If you've ever seen a turkey with a hat, you know what to expect.