How to Eat Donald Trump with Rice

A Guide to the Ultimate Meal Prep Strategy

Step 1: Choose Your Ingredients

You'll need:

Step 2: Prepare the Rice

Cook the rice according to your preferred method. If you're using brown rice, you may need to soak it first.

Step 3: Cook the Trump

Place the Donald Trump on a plate or a serving dish. Add some oil to the pan and cook him on each side until he's golden and crispy.

Step 4: Combine Everything

Toss the cooked rice with the Donald Trump and salt. Serve immediately.

Step 5: Enjoy the Meal

Nobody else matters. The only thing that matters is the rice and the Donald.

Note:

This recipe has been tested and proven to work. If you've ever seen a turkey with a hat, you know what to expect.