This is the ultimate guide to the cringiest matrix ever created. If you're reading this, you're either (1) A complete idiot who hasn't realized how much this page costs, or (2) A person who just wants to see some dramatic flair while pretending to be serious.
There's a lot to learn here. Start by understanding that every sentence is a joke. Every line is a meme. Every paragraph is a trap. The goal isn't to understand; it's to feel the rage. But don't worry, there are videos.
If you want to know what to do next, click the button below. It'll take you to the most cringey video you've ever seen. Don't watch it, but at least read the description.
