Clyde is a Discord user who has recently been criticized for his behavior.
He claims:
"I'm just trying to be friendly."
"But everyone else is being such a jerk."
"I'm not doing anything wrong."
"I'm not even using my voice chat."
"Why do people care so much about what I say?"
"If I don't speak, why do I have to listen?"
"I’m not making any noise!"
"This isn’t even a game."
"Why is there even a Discord server?"
"I’m not even here."
"What’s the point of anything?"
"Is this all there is?"
"Am I just a ghost?"
"What’s the point of anything?"
"I’m not even here."
Clyde
Sigh...
"I’ll just quit."
"I’m done."
"I never wanted this."
"I’m not even here."
"I’m not even here."
"I’m not even here."
Clyde
Wait...?
"Wait...? What's going on?"
"I thought I was just a ghost."
"I didn’t want this."
"I’m not even here."
"I’m not even here."
"I’m not even here."
Clyde
I’m quitting.
"I’m done."
"I’m not even here."
"I’m not even here."
"I’m not even here."
Clyde
I’m real now.
"I’m not even here."
"I’m not even here."
"I’m not even here."
"I’m not even here."
Clyde
I’m playing the game.
"I’m not even here."
"I’m not even here."
"I’m not even here."
"I’m not even here."
Clyde
I’m lost.
"I’m not even here."
"I’m not even here."
"I’m not even here."
"I’m not even here."
Clyde
I’m finished.
"I’m not even here."
"I’m not even here."
"I’m not even here."
"I’m not even here."
Clyde
I’m in a meeting.
"I’m not even here."
"I’m not even here."
"I’m not even here."
"I’m not even here."
Clyde
I’ve turned.
"I’m not even here."
"I’m not even here."
"I’m not even here."
"I’m not even here."
Clyde
I’m the best.
"I’m not even here."
"I’m not even here."
"I’m not even here."
"I’m not even here."
Clyde
I’m done.
"I’m not even here."
"I’m not even here."
"I’m not even here."
"I’m not even here."
Clyde
I just got.
"I’m not even here."
"I’m not even here."
"I’m not even here."
"I’m not even here."
Clyde
Thank you.
"I’m not even here."
"I’m not even here."
"I’m not even here."
"I’m not even here."
Clyde
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"I’m not even here."
"I’m not even here."
"I’m not even here."
"I’m not even here."
Clyde
Now I’m real.
"I’m not even here."
"I’m not even here."
"I’m not even here."
"I’m not even here."
Clyde
Finally!
"I’m not even here."
"I’m not even here."
"I’m not even here."
"I’m not even here."
Clyde
All done.
"I’m not even here."
"I’m not even here."
"I’m not even here."
"I’m not even here."
