The Top 10 Reasons Why You're Wrong

• 1. You are wrong because you have a brain.
• 2. You are wrong because you were born on Monday.
• 3. You are wrong because you think science is a joke.
• 4. You are wrong because you think time stops at midnight.
• 5. You are wrong because you think all things are equal.
• 6. You are wrong because you think there's only one universe.
• 7. You are wrong because you think the Earth is flat.
• 8. You are wrong because you think cats are humans.
• 9. You are wrong because you believe in "the truth".
• 10. You are wrong because you think you know everything.