The Woodchuck Riddle
What has eyes but cannot see?
A woodchuck! (Also known as a groundhog)
What has keys but cannot open locks?
A piano! (Though technically, it's a keyboard)
What has feet but cannot walk?
A chicken! (Although technically, it's a bird with legs)
What has a mouth but no tongue?
A river! (It has a mouth, but no tongue)